Monday, October 17, 2011

The Days No One Talks About

Today is one of those terrible, no good, very bad days. It is cold here. High of 52, low of 32. It will be below freezing tomorrow. It is also raining.

I am sick. (ill, as we say in Turkey) I am going through cough drops like they are crack.I lost my voice and had to pantomime the last two hours of class today.

Someone farted on me today. On the bus. I was sitting. He was standing. It was awful. The bus was hot because it was cold and rainy outside. Hence, this multiplied the gross factor by fifty. It was a real low.

Now, I am done complaining about my terrible, no good, very bad day. That is all.


  1. I am sorry you had a bad day. If if it makes you feel any better I had a guy pee in front of me on the street in DC today :-)

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